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onceuponacomm2021-05-27 10:57 pm
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Prologue
PROLOGUE
The clink of glasses, the clatter of utensils upon plates and the soft murmur of conversation flows smoothly in the warmly lit dining hall. It's a dinner party, a rather vivacious one at that, with the food flowing freely. Savory and sweet, regional specialties, refined and rustic, there's something for everyone. Omurice, chiffon cake, kimchi, sizzling porterhouse steaks—it might be more apt to call it a buffet than anything else.
Do buffets usually serve such a unique smorgasbord of food? And actually, weren't you doing something else? A free meal is usually a good thing but is anything truly free? Who are these people around you? And where exactly are you?
Whatever thoughts are racing through your mind, they're abruptly cut off by a note, high pitched G-sharp from a woodwind. All your senses return to you, though they won't tell you much. Maybe not all of them actually, if you're used to feats of heroic strength or manipulating reality or numerous other abilities. There is one clue at least, a heavy weighted paper beneath your plate, an embossed note rather than a list of courses.
"Enjoy yourselves. I'll come see you when you've had your fill. And don't try to dine and dash, huh? There's something I have—something I can do for you, after all. Besides, you've already agreed to the terms anyway!"Welcome to your Fairy Tale.
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And the time came.]
Question.
How voult you go about granting wishes? You may be able to say you can, but I require proof before putting any trust in your vorts.
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[ Please answer carefully! There's no risk of death or anything like that but it may not be pleasant. ]
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Alright. I voult like to see an example of zis power. While I believe it possible, I need proof you have such power.
And specifically...
[Light bulb]
I want to see a possum.
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[ Well, sure. He brings the flute to his lips and plays a short tune and in short order.... a possum scurries out from behind one of the buildings. ]
You're not hoping to make this your dinner, are you?
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[He lets out a low chuckle at the latter comment.]
Not dinner, but perhaps a midnight snack.
[Quick enough, the parrot swoops down and grabs the possum in his claws before it can snap back to reality.]
Are zere rules against that? Or would this also count as a killing you want?
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[ One purple eye goes wide. Birds will be birds, huh? ]
Oh, you can kill it all right. But you might regret it?
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I'm prepared to say I didn't see Pericles kill a possum
Especially if it proves whether you're going to follow through on wishes or not
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[ He does seem to appreciate this though. ]
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It wouldn't be fair to execute him for that
[That's what he was most worried about, given the punishment for not 'getting away with it'.]
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Are you implying zat you are the original Pied Piper? Or just being ridiculous?
And how woult I regret killing this creature?
[Said possum is struggling in the parrot's grip, but not making any headway.]
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[ ...glad that's out there? ]
Well, why don't you find out? It won't kill you, I'll give you my word on that. Show, not tell, yeah?
CW: Animal Death
...fine.
[And with the flick of his claws, there's a small snap, as the possum's neck is broken.]
1/2 cw: animal death
The possum is dead.]
2/2 cw: spiders.
There's only a couple seconds to react before the possum's form appears to blur and shift as its body dissolves into a pile of little creatures that twitch and crawl over each other, scattering about the area and possibly latching onto some unfortunate bystanders.
Enjoy those spiders, everyone.]
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[thanks he hates it]
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[For once a genuine reaction -- Zola backing away. That was freaky]
Re: 2/2 cw: spiders.
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[ hELLO??? he will be trying to smash whatever spiders try to get close to him? ]
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AAH!
[ More shock.
Excuse him while he tries to back away quickly, those spiders do not look friendly. ]
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bye
he's outtie ]
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1/2
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Was zur HΓΆlle?!
[And before he second guesses himself, the parrot throws his body into the largest pool of the fountain.
Apologies for those in the splash zone.]
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rolls in here belatedly bc my goal is to throw water at him whenever possible
RIP In Water
F for a fountainous fate
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making friends with spiders
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