AFTERPARTY III: Never Have I Ever Been Quite This Drunk

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[There's absolutely nothing celebratory about this drinking party. "Party" isn't even the right word, not really-- it's more like a "drink until you forget and/or black out" session for anyone who wants to participate, and even the bartender isn't immune from that much. Please forgive him if your drink isn't mixed quite right; he's trying his best under the circumstances.

There's food, too, if anyone wants to attempt to stave off a hangover tomorrow, or just get something in their stomach after the events of the day: stirfry from Makoto, vegetable soup from Nageki (mediocre, but hey, a genuine effort was made and that's what counts), and some tea for those who would rather abstain from the harder stuff. (Is that even many people tonight? Probably not.)

Come on by the bar if you're hungry or want a drink, or even if you just don't want to be alone right now. That much, at least, is something that can be guaranteed tonight.]

Comments

[gemuinemanagement]

But then he'll know ahead of time that they're bad
It's funnier if he thinks they'll taste normal

[sempiternel]

Hm. You can make something where the outside tastes normal, but once you reach the center, there's an unpleasant surprise! The first bite will catch him off guard, as will the second, but the third...

[gemuinemanagement]

You are greatly overestimating my ability to make any part of this taste normal if I wanted to

[sempiternel]

To play the best trick, you have to give it your all! And I can help. What were you thinking of baking anyway?

[gemuinemanagement]

Sugar cookies
I can probably make those look okay with enough frosting

[sempiternel]

[ Ah, shame. That's a different dough entirely... She's already mixed brown sugar into her batch. ]

Royal icing might be better if you want to deceive him.

[gemuinemanagement]

Are they different

[There might be a reason Suga's bad at cooking.]

[sempiternel]

Yes! Royal icing is sugar and egg whites. Frosting is sugar and butter. Either way you will be working that arm of yours.

[gemuinemanagement]

I can do it
If it's for a good cause

[The good cause of murdering Hamelin's taste buds.]

[sempiternel]

[ If only they had cameras still... She doesn't want to miss Hamelin's expression. ]

Haha, I can't deny that!

[gemuinemanagement]

Should I make the icing purple
He likes purple

[sempiternel]

He likes purple?

[ She sounds surprised, and... a little confused. ]

[gemuinemanagement]

Well
He's usually wearing it
So I assume he likes it?

[sempiternel]

O-oh, yes, you're right. I thought you meant something else.

[gemuinemanagement]

How many ways are there to like a color

[sempiternel]

Just because you wear a certain color a lot doesn't mean it has to be your favorite, no?

[gemuinemanagement]

That's true
You don't think whoever's running this is telling him what to wear, do you

[sempiternel]

UM. [ LOL ] That jacket??

[gemuinemanagement]

I wasn't going to say anything since I'm not good at fashion
But it DOES look weird

[sempiternel]

[ And she’s dying with laughter. ]

[gemuinemanagement]

[Baffled??? He's not that funny.]

[sempiternel]

Will you - ahaha - will you write that on the cookie?

[ PLEASE ]

[gemuinemanagement]

If I did that he might not eat it though

[sempiternel]

This cookie already has a lot going against it. What's one more?

[gemuinemanagement]

Also I'm not sure I can write that small in icing