onceuponacomm | AFTERPARTY III: Never Have I Ever Been Quite This Drunk

AFTERPARTY III: Never Have I Ever Been Quite This Drunk

[There's absolutely nothing celebratory about this drinking party. "Party" isn't even the right word, not really-- it's more like a "drink until you forget and/or black out" session for anyone who wants to participate, and even the bartender isn't immune from that much. Please forgive him if your drink isn't mixed quite right; he's trying his best under the circumstances.

There's food, too, if anyone wants to attempt to stave off a hangover tomorrow, or just get something in their stomach after the events of the day: stirfry from Makoto, vegetable soup from Nageki (mediocre, but hey, a genuine effort was made and that's what counts), and some tea for those who would rather abstain from the harder stuff. (Is that even many people tonight? Probably not.)

Come on by the bar if you're hungry or want a drink, or even if you just don't want to be alone right now. That much, at least, is something that can be guaranteed tonight.]

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[Considers.......

And then, a sudden gasp!! He grabs his side, clearly pained and staggers dramatically!!]

Milord, I don't think I could possibly make it back after the severe thrashing you gave me! Please, milord, won't you assist me back to my room?

[YEAGER...]

Conveniently, the question was whether I would escort, not assist. Start walking.

[SIGHS VERY LOUDLY!!!]

If even my worst antics can't get you to bat an eye, then I suppose you're in a better mood than I thought you'd be. But very well, if you're so desperate for my company, I'll escort you back, milord~

...You've been trying rather hard to get a rise out of me for the past week.

[We will walk!! Back to lodging!! Even if this is not what he meant and he did not intend to imply that he wanted to!!]