[bless fairies and their ability to break mirrors with their fists!!!]

I'll be sure to keep that in mind, ja!

[Anyway, now that he's assessed the damage!!]

This isn't nearly as bad as it could have been, so you're quite lucky there! Do you know how to properly treat it, or would you like me to assist with that?

[It's not like he's carrying around bandages or anything, so we'll have to take a trip to go see what supplies we can find, but he's certainly unopposed to helping out!]