True, ant I you woult not be sea-ze only vones! I doubt I vill haff-have many friends or fans in Cridal-Crystal Cove, so many tales apout-about me have likely painded-painted me as ze villain.

Not zat zat madders-matters here, also true. Until Ze Pifer-Piper can be defeated, ve are all heroes here!

[A really weird thing to consider, but it's the truth.]