Vell, at heast-least I am not ze only one feeling humiliated.

[He's not sure if that's a good something or a bad something, but it's something.]

For some reashon-reason, criminals in Cry-[HIC]-ystal Cove have a tendeshy-tendency to dress up in monster cozooms-costumes, eizer to commit crimes or scare people afay-away so zey can commit crimes vizout-vithout risk of being caught.

It is kite-qvite stupid, I know, but it is ze truce-truth.