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𝔒𝔫𝔠𝔒 π”˜π”­π”¬π”« 𝔐𝔬𝔑𝔰 ([personal profile] faentasy) wrote in [community profile] onceuponacomm2021-07-17 09:08 pm

EPILOGUE

Epilogue

After all is said and done, in the wake of the void and sprinting through one final door.

You come out into light. Sunlight actually, a backyard in what appears to be a typical suburban town, if you're familiar with those. The sun shines cheerfully overheard, blissfully unaware of what everyone has went through. And this is everyone, as faces you haven't seen in weeks tumble out in one pile from a basement door.

Happy Saturday, everyone.

There's plenty of reunions and catching up to do, but you've utterly left Aira Niluc behind you after seven long weeks. And through the window of the house which looks like it has seen a better seen better days is one wall mural that reads "And they all lived Happily Ever After".

[[ Happy Golden End everyone, you've earned it! There's still the matter of sorting out where to next, but everyone is whole and alive and without button eyes. Using the knowledge from the object Phil had and the beldam's magic, they can also now world hop only one side effect...the portal that opens to everyone else's worlds here? Is made entirely of pixie dust. Everyone's powers will also restore fully over the course of the next few hours. ]]

mearry: (pic#7525416)

[personal profile] mearry 2021-07-18 05:48 am (UTC)(link)
From the bottom of my heart: What the fuck.

[ but also, because he hates the guy so fucking much: ]

What was McUgly's wish?
crimson_flamel: (huh!!)

[personal profile] crimson_flamel 2021-07-18 06:04 am (UTC)(link)
Indeed.

[She sighs the long suffering of someone exposed to McGillis' stupid ass wish less than twelve hours ago.]

He wanted to upgrade his... robot? I believe they're called? He thought if he had a more powerful weapon he could succeed in his revolution, rather than cutting out the process and wishing for his revolution in the first place.

I can understand to some extent not wanting to rely on gods or wishes but... what is the point of making the wish in the first place?
mearry: (pic#7525432)

[personal profile] mearry 2021-07-18 06:08 am (UTC)(link)
[ he is going to kill mcgillis while he sleeps. ]

I have never heard of a stupider wish in my fucking life. That's what he helped kill Suga for?

[ ....... ]

These two are almost as ridiculous as their leader.
crimson_flamel: (hmmmmm)

[personal profile] crimson_flamel 2021-07-18 06:14 am (UTC)(link)
I could understand the traitor role when I thought his wish was for the reform of the entire political system, but if that's his attitude toward revolution, he wouldn't ever succeed anyway.

[McGillis betrayed her personally today.]

Did someone punch Jack? I've wanted to punch Jack since we arrived.

mearry: (pic#6796001)

[personal profile] mearry 2021-07-18 02:12 pm (UTC)(link)
Talk about choosing your priorities correctly.

[ he breathes out an amused huff ]

Oh yeah, we definitely kicked his ass as soon as he got there. [ an understatement ] Though I think he only became more insufferable than before.
crimson_flamel: (its tea time)

[personal profile] crimson_flamel 2021-07-19 05:49 am (UTC)(link)
Thank you for that. We tried and Hamelin threatened to kill us over it.

[She aims a curious look at him.]

...How so?
mearry: (pic#7525432)

[personal profile] mearry 2021-07-19 01:51 pm (UTC)(link)
And we killed him like three times in total.

[ look he’ll just admit it. hopefully edelgard doesn’t judge. ]

He’s just… a prick! He thinks he can just smile his way through everything like some sort of jester, even after all of that!
crimson_flamel: (shes beauty shes grace)

[personal profile] crimson_flamel 2021-07-19 01:55 pm (UTC)(link)
[C-Ta... This woman's body count was more than double yours when she was 13 years old. Killing Jack is not only valid, but encouraged. Fuck Jack Vessalius.]

Three times? I'm surprised he got back up.

You'd think he'd at least have the decency to stop smiling. But I know the type. Whether it gets your guard down or makes you angry, they'll keep grinning until you punch their teeth out.