[Somehow he managed to do more squawking than the actual parrot as Jack scrambles away from the spiders, nearly falls into the fountain himself, and then gets splashed right in the face by a truly misbegotten wave of feathers, spiders and water. Mostly the latter, but entirely too much of the first two.
Help.
He just stays frozen and wide-eyed there for a moment before making another noise that sounds rather like broken tea kettle and trying to splash water into his hair.]
There aren't-- there aren't any spiders on my head, right? Please tell me there aren't any spiders on my head...
rolls in here belatedly bc my goal is to throw water at him whenever possible
[Somehow he managed to do more squawking than the actual parrot as Jack scrambles away from the spiders, nearly falls into the fountain himself, and then gets splashed right in the face by a truly misbegotten wave of feathers, spiders and water. Mostly the latter, but entirely too much of the first two.
Help.
He just stays frozen and wide-eyed there for a moment before making another noise that sounds rather like broken tea kettle and trying to splash water into his hair.]
There aren't-- there aren't any spiders on my head, right? Please tell me there aren't any spiders on my head...